reblog   source:ifwemetupatmidnight  sara-conquererofcocks   notes:41682   posted:6 days ago  
reblog   source:totes-your-mate  sara-conquererofcocks   notes:23703   posted:6 days ago  
albinoblackman:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings. 
Looks like you got a friend in you.
reblog   source:nzafro  albinoblackman   notes:26019   posted:1 week ago  

she-rocker:

our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee

think about that

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
reblog   source:ori-ginality  manicmiki   notes:81244   posted:1 week ago  
reblog   source:fbdjchrisbrewster  pursuitofhapppinessss   notes:24628   posted:1 week ago  
me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but i've seen all your videos and follow all your twitters and tumblrs and messaged you on facebook and have loads of posters of you on my wall and a blog dedicated to you and i cry over your face and the fact that you'll never know of my existence daily
me: so call me maybe
lowhangingfruits:

laugh-addict:

laugh-addict.com

☯grunge✞
reblog   source:  pursuitofhapppinessss   notes:36464   posted:1 week ago  

info

hi i like music and i love you bye